The Cheetara School of Fashion

Today I got dressed like any other day, which is to say, "half-asleep". My usual routine is to, upon wrenching myself out my supine position (but not before hitting the snooze button multiple times), stumble blindly to my closet to survey my meager "professional" clothing choices. I eventually throw together something resembling business attire and head off to work. Well, today my system failed itself. Today my clothes took an unscheduled detour to Cougar Town. It wasn't until I sat down at my desk that I realized I had not one, but three different animal print patterns on or around my body.

Item #1:

My cute Target shoes.

Item #2:

The lining of my purse.

Item #3:

My panties!

I was flabbergasted. How could this have happened? How did I acquire so much animal print and then accidentally wear it all on one day?

I need to take steps to prevent this in the future. If this animal print addiction goes unchecked, I could end up like this: